"The Real Frank Zappa Book" (Audiobook version) by Frank Zappa with Peter Occhiogrosso, Read by Ahmet Zappa Review by Rob H.
There are countless books on and about Frank Zappa and I've read many of them, they range from the linear factual life story "Frank Zappa" by Barry Miles, the books by Ben Watson including the wonderful "Frank Zappa : The Negative Dialectics of Poodle Play" and the incredibly detailed "The Big Note : A Guide To The Recordings of Frank Zappa" by Charles Ulrich which is excellent but needs bringing up to date.
Chances are if you've picked up any book regarding FZ it's quite likely to have been the one written by Frank himself "The Real Frank Zappa Book" written in 1989 and published the following year. If so you might question the need for an audio version and especially that Frank is no longer here to narrate it (he passed in 1993) yet we all know that he would never have found the time to sit and record it anyway! The original book was sourced from interviews with the co-author Peter Occhiogrosso and it's nice that some of this source material is included here in it's audio form.
So on paper it would seem having his third child and youngest son Ahmet take on the narration is a stroke of genius however this poses the first issue for some to overcome. Ahmet has become a divisive character to some fans for his roll in the dispute between Frank's children that became very public and left a bad taste in the mouth of many a fan. Thankfully that was resolved some years ago and the family seem to be united or at least less publicly vocal in what is released and what Dweezil bills himself as when playing live so try not to be put off by that whole scenario and give Ahmet a chance.
One thing Ahmet does as a narrator is to not try and imitate his father's distinctive voice and delivery and to be honest the opening chapters feel a little like he is struggling to find his feet however stick with it and he more than grows into the role. Where there are passages featuring dialogue between different people such as in the trial where Zappa sued the Crown for the cancellation of a 1971 concert booked at the Royal Albert Hall under obscenities concerns which came to court in 1975 Ahmet really animates these passages and shows his acting abilities which prove just as effective in the "Porn Wars" hearings later in the book.
Alongside the snippets of Frank speaking we also get the occasional bit of music to highlight relevant sections and also an interview with Laurel Fishman of "Stevie's Spanking" fame! All of this adds depth and interest to the audio version and gives added reason to give it a listen.
The source material isn't without issue mainly because of it's age and the chapters later on in the book that cover politics and tax now feel dated being some 30 + years later and Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and Oliver North are all thankfully long gone (although North is still alive!). These chapters do tend to drag and not hold the interest that the rest of the book does but to have cut or amended them wouldn't have been faithful to the original so having them in a "historical" context still has it's place.
So if this is a book that, like me, you've read countless times then you will still very much enjoy hearing it for the first time in whatever locations you choose to listen to it!
Available now from Audible.

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